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Monday, April 03, 2006

WHO BLACKS OUT OPENING DAY?!?!  ESPN SUCKS


Monday, March 20, 2006

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Immediate Action 8
By Telefon Tel Aviv
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best short story ever

A Baker's Dozen

She was disgusted when she noticed the chocolate on her pants. As she reached for a Winchell’s napkin, she thought to herself what a small inconvenience it was compared to the great pleasure this act would soon bring. It was 7:45am and almost time to walk into the office. Just two more donuts and she’d be ready to go in. After making sure there was not a trace of chocolate left on the donuts, she carefully rearranged the baker’s dozen into the pink cardboard box, gathered her things, and walked into work.

When she entered the office she set the baker’s dozen of “glazed” donuts in the break room. She walked towards her desk, which was right across from the break room, and as her coworkers passed she told them to help themselves to the donuts. As she sat at her desk she pretended to work, but all the while she was watching that box of donuts like a hawk. Slowly but surely, her coworkers herded themselves into the break room and got some coffee and a donut. One by one they all took sweet, sensual bites from the “homemade glazed” donut and she could feel it about to begin.

With each bite she felt the pleasure building up inside of her. First her hands and feet began to tingle and gradually the sensation moved up both of her arms and legs. Pretty soon the donuts were being devoured by all and she could hardly contain herself. She ran to the restroom and locked the door. Her breath became short and her body felt tense. Her dark laughter filled the air as her entire body tingled from the orgasmic-like sensation. She leaned against the wall and slowly slid down into the corner to rest and catch her breath. This was what she lived for. She got up, washed her face, fixed her hair, and walked back to her desk. One of her coworkers walked by and thanked her for the donuts; they were delicious. She just smirked and told him it was her pleasure.

She got back to work, when she was interrupted by thoughts of her father, which only aroused her more. After all, she had him to thank for this great pleasure. She thought about that fateful day when her fetish with donuts began.

She was 13 years old just wondering around the house, when she saw him. Her father was sitting in the lazy chair with a box of chocolate donuts to his right. One at a time, he licked the chocolate off of the donuts. What was he doing she wondered and looked on with much intrigue. After he finished licking the chocolate off, he proceeded to masturbate with each donut. At first she was disgusted by what her father was doing, but she couldn’t get herself to look away. The more she watched, the more aroused she became. That’s when the tingling began…

- Whitey


Thursday, March 16, 2006



UPHILL!?!  aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......


Monday, March 13, 2006

i'm trembling with excitement. day dreaming white dreams. losing myself in the serenity of the surroundings. riding mind clearing lines. effortlessly floating along the silent symphony of her face caressing every feature and curve with the gentleness of a feather. longing for the feeling of nothingness. building up personal challenges and constant progression. slow motion thoughts of propelling yourself to accomplish unimaginable feats in your own mind. overwhelmed by an exhilariting freedom after you stomp a backside nose to frontside tailslide to backside 270 switch landing with so much steeze that your chest erupts with internal fireworks. stuggling to hide my excitement as i calmly ride off... i should've gave up something else for lent...


Saturday, March 11, 2006



"...be remembered more for being simply a good human being than for any of [your] other magnificent accomplishments..." 

        - Bruce Lee, the Celebrated Life of the Golden Dragon.



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